Donā€™t know about everyone else but Iā€™m scared that when we get out of this pandemic (not looking like that will be any time soon), my feet will be bigger šŸ˜³ 
unsplash : Christoper Sardegna 

The lovely Joe Wicks... 

I know there are some of you more concerned about your slightly expanding waistline / thighs / bum (admit it, not all of us are jumping about in our living rooms, sweating away with the lovely Joe Wicks) but for me, Iā€™m more worried about my feet. 
 
Ok, so itā€™s not like they were petite Cinderella-esque tootsies before - all the more reason for my dread - but not having had the occasion to adorn these plates of meat with any of my lovely ā€˜going outā€™ - or even ā€˜going out-outā€™ - shoes means that they have become a tad comfortable Ć  la anchor spreadable, if you know what I mean. 

Count my blessings? 

I sometimes wonder how come I ended up being ā€˜blessedā€™ with such generously proportioned extremities (at least my hands are a normal size, thank goodness) and I could even tell you about the time, when out shoe shopping, the ever-so-brave shop assistant on hearing the size of shoe required said ā€œhaha! Why donā€™t you just wear the box?ā€ but letā€™s not revisit that time shall we? 

Tax dodger 

My mum and dad are both of an average size (haha, actually my dad is more of a munchkin now cos apparently you shrink in height as you age (notice I said ā€˜in heightā€™ cos his belly hasnā€™t been listening!!)) and my sisters all have ordinary sized feet; indeed, one sister is a quaint size 34/35 and revels in the fact that she can buy her sports shoes in the childrenā€™s department (no tax payable so 20% cheaper!!) 

On display 

Iā€™ve been looking longingly at my spiky Louboutins, my birthday Jimmyā€™s and my shiny Dune heels and wondering whether I should just get some display boxes insteadā€¦. 
 
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